Alright, as promised, more evidence of how we don't deserve to inhabit this planet any longer. If you have the song "The End" by the Doors...yeah slap that on and read this shit!
Sorry, the link has expired but I can sum it up for you like this...a federal judge in Canada ruled that Canadian airlines are now required to provide 2 airline seats to fat-ass canucks who cannot fit in the 1 normal sized seat and they must do so at no extra cost! So, if I am an alcoholic (a disease just like obesity, right?), can I get free drinks?